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Don’t jack off

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Don’t jack off or masturbate… Focus on self pleasure said He.

Okay, that seemed easy enough.

Is it humanly possible to overthink something as simple as that?

Oh absofuckinlutely… possible.

Wettest.

Night.

Ever.

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