Just another day at Casa de waw
K: when you are going to get another boyfriend or girlfriend?
waw: what do you mean?
K: I mean when are you go-ing to get a-noth-er boy-friend or girl-friend?
waw: speaking slower doesn’t really clarify… do you even know who I’m seeing right now?
waw: If you know about one, why do you think I need another right now? It isn’t mandatory, y’know
K: I just thought it would be cool to add a boyfriend and maybe a girlfriend… preferably rich ones
waw: what? you’re pimping me out now?
K: no, you don’t have to have sex with them, just get some of their money
waw: who are you? who raised you?
K: you did
waw: I hope you’re joking, otherwise I failed you miserably. If that’s what you are interested in, why don’t you go find yourself a rich boyfriend or girlfriend?
K: I don’t want to disappoint you, but I’m straight
waw: then find a rich boyfriend
K: that sounds like too much work, I’d rather you do it