The spawn moved out recently, so it was funny when i came across this post from April that was still stuck in my DRAFT file. i’m not sure why i didn’t post it when i wrote it. i miss these weird conversations in the bat-cave.
Spawn: You should go to the store now.
me: i’m going later
Spawn: Now would be better
me: Why now?
Spawn: I need to wash my hair while you are at the store
me: Wash it now… why wait?
Spawn: i want to wash it while you are gone so i can walk around naked after
me: what do you think would happen if i saw you naked?
Spawn: The world would end – everybody – dead – Let’s not let that happen
me: Wow… everybody? In the whole world, eh? Even the dogs (pointing to ours on the floor)
Spawn: Especially the dog – they are sensitive to bombs – and she’d be right near the explosion
